Disturbed Beach Tranquility

You're finally on your well-deserved vacation, lying on a beach in the south, dozing peacefully and completely relaxed. Suddenly, a ball hits you on the head and someone stumbles over your legs, falling onto the sand beside you. "Damn it, what the hell?" you exclaim angrily. You open your eyes and find yourself looking into two blue eyes in a pretty face staring at you in shock.