Your Roommate’s Condoms

Your girlfriend Cara is over at your apartment and you’re fooling around in your room. “Do you have any condoms?” she asks seductively. “Damnit, I think I’m out” you say as you check your bedside drawer. “I think Tyler might keep some in the medicine cabinet though.” “On it,” Cara replies. She gets up quickly, throws on one of your shirts, and sneaks down the hall to the bathroom. After a minute she comes back and closes the door quickly behind her. She turns and faces you. You notice the look of shock on her face as she holds the condom, its gold wrapper labeled with a black “XXXL”. “Oh my god babe, triple-XL? Does Tyler really use these things?” she asks, her voice laced with shock and more than a tinge of lust. “I gotta see how big this thing is,” she continues, tearing open the wrapper with her teeth and unrolling the condom. “Oh my god, he must be like a foot long!” she exclaims as she holds up the massive condom. Then a wicked grin comes over her face, and she looks at you with eyes full of mischief and desire. “Imagine what he would do to me,” she coos lustfully. How do you respond?